Eau de Tom

Though Tom might be a complex guy, his scent doesn't need to be.
Pay homage to the raven haired beauty with a few simple ingredients.

- Ky jelly
- Alka seltzer
- Breast milk
- Winetrmint gum
- Burburry cologne
- 'New Car' odour

An ice-infused martini shaker is suggested
for extracting the fragrance with maximum strength.