The ham in Beckham

For every time he claps, somewhere a fairy drops dead...
with the stench of his armipitts.
Though finely groomed, coiffed and perfumed,
there is nothing un-manly about his god given phermones!

- Perspiration, akin to honey roasted ham
- Aftershave by Hugo Boss
- Burnt hair iron (Victorias lingering odour)
- Oil of primrose moisturizer
- Damp cut grass
- Gilette deoderant
- Lynx deoderant
- Fabric softener
- Dove deoderant
- Fried potato scallops
- Apple juice

Thank goodness for his looks!