Hollywood bug spray!

If Kathy Griffin's humour isn't enough to render stars weak, then her perfume will have them drop like flies!
This potion of sugar, spice and a little lethal gossip packs a powerful punch...

- Mineral water
- Glazed donuts
- Smell of freshly
printed tabloids
- Nachos
- Gatorade
- Hairspray
- Listerine
- Fresh lipstick
- Industrial strength
Talcom powder.

Pulverize mixture in a coffee grinder and add to water bottle.
Fragrance exudes most effectively from perspiring brow.