Jake 'nall

The sad days that follow the death of his onscreen beau,
Jake will smell slightly fresher, out of respect for Heath Ledger.

- Peppermint and Fennel shampoo
- Vodka
- Dry cleaned linens
- Shiny Leather shoes
- Pipe tobacco
- Crusted tears
- Irish spring soap
- Hair gel
- Sugar cookies

In a depressed slump, lather the mixture through your hair and breeze out the door,
knowing that you look especially cute when melancholy.