Perez: The belle

From bags to bitches, Perez Hilton aint no fool. His stank has the ladies and gentlemen set to drool.
- Pizza
- Hot computer burn
- Raspberry fanta
- Cheetos
- Fabric softener by Jean paul Gaultier
- New nike shoes
- Nail polish remover
- Aquafresh toothpaste

Splash over your head and rustle your hair. This precedure increases the virality of the potion. Poeple won't know why, but their knees will be a quiver around you!