Saturday, January 19, 2008

POWERfume: smell like Oprah and enjoy world domination for the evening!


Ever wondered what the televisual godess smells like from accross the room? It's simple, it's contemporary, visionary, progressive and so soothing to nasel passages of all creed.

- Organic pine nut oil
- Ring dings
- Cloves
- Fresh currents
- Hostess cup cakes
- Fresh saffron
- Esscence of red tulip petals
- 98% dark choloate
- Chestnut husk

Combine ingredients in a pressure cooker, scrape the film of glowing embers from the lid and allow to cool in a vase of dry ice. Waft the aeresole over your face from a safe distance. Take a deep breath - instant success!




Do you aspire to be just like Oprah, world domination and all? Your path begins with a trip to learninghaven.com, where you can first learn what world maps look like. Other, slightly less diabolical pursuits include crafts for kids, general online learning and downloadable math worksheets.

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