Someone clean the cage!

Rodent droppings? Rabbit pee? Burnt hair? - why it's Nicolas Cage!
As young as the woman he feels (23yrs?), his coiff bares the sensual fragrence of
'action hero ala past tense'.

- Mahogany
- Gilette facial scrub
- Chewing tabacco
- Cheese wizz
- Soy sauce
- Pilsner
- Tweed, after a heavy rain
- Bazooka bubblegum
- After-sun moisturizer

Slop it together in a mixing bowl then throw a dollop in the washing machine.
This infusion will last 30 washes!