Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Christina Reeeeeky


The cute little sarcastic girl of the Addams Family grew up. As her screen presence, popularity and credit lines grew, so did her ghastly odor!

- Damp cigarette butts
- Salt water taffy
- Plum wine
- Nail polish remover
- Peperoni pizza
- New vinyl purses
- Stale humidifier
- Breath mints
- Patchouli incense
- Gold plated hoops
- Keylime pie

Allow the contents to marinate in the fridge over a week, then add to all your cooking. The floral notes peak when consumed, then exuded through toxic pimples on your (prefferabley large) forehead.

1 comments:

studio lolo said...

hilarious!!!!!!!!

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