From vile to virile!

Angelinas' legendary vile once contained her ex-lovers' blood. Ewwwh! Vile!
Today she is the most fertile and powerful ever! Here's why:
- Turnip juice
- Fungal extract tea
- Gold dust
- Silk worms
- Gin and Tonic
- Handsome boyfriend saliva
- Miso paste
- Archery gloves
- Baby scalp dandruff

Simply blend the ingredients in a silver bowl on the full moon.
Pumice into your armpits using a rose crystal.