Laughing all the way to the powder room

Free of the stale trappings of conventional male-politician odor,
Hillary Clinton matches her determined-to-be-president gusto with an even sexier aerosol!
- Grapefruit
- Honey suckle nectar
- Fresh lipstick
- Rose talcom powder
- Gardenia moisturizer
- Peaches in champagne
- Ironing fluid
- Lipton tea
- Colgate total toothpastre
- Mints
- Xerox ink residue
- Baked squash

Rise early in the morning and drop a dollop of the potion into your purse for good luck!