Pot Luck

Though Harry Potter grossed more gatrillion-zillions than any other wonder boy memoir,
who needs expensive cologne when you've got magic deoderizing potion!

- Tape worm hide
- Frozen gooseberries
- Quial beaks
- Milk
- Licorice straps
- Woolen fleece
- Compost fungai
- Tapioca pudding
- Adolescent perspiration
- Napalm

Whisk ingeredients furiously in a culdren over flames. Dunk your head upside down in the mix, shake your hair dry and PRESTO! Invisible dome of human repellent! The pungence is so fierce no one will even get close enough to know what you smell like. Thankyou gorgeous for the suggestion - www.heystrongie.com