Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Raider of the lost spark


Desperate to recoil into the arms of a deck chair for an afternoon nap on set,
this prehistoric heart throb still has the beastly pheremones of youth!

- Perspiration salted leather
- Ginger ale
- Cinnamon gum
- Toe fungus retardant
- Sun screen
- Mandarin peel
- Pine cologne
- Straw
- Damp towels
- Glucose syrup
- Imodium

Dust the interior of your wardrobe with the musty substance and leave your clothes to absorb the vibrant odor. Your suits will evoke the mysterious Temple of Doom!

3 comments:

Miss Numerella said...

troubled, crazed, gentle eyes just right!

Strongie said...

My stomache turned when I read this. PERFECT mixture!

Strongie said...

Wait. I just noticed that he looks sweaty. Great illustration!

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