Meet the Belly Bully!

Jillian Michaels, aka the black widow of excercise, emmits a powerful punch to the nose.
One wiff of her sweat towel and you'll either faint or corrode into a pile of dust!
- Cranberry juice
- Antibacterial soap
- Brazil nuts
- Tempeh
- Hemorrhoid cream
- Facial hair bleach
- Papaya
- Stale discharge
- Kiwi fruit shampoo
- Pepper spray
- Spearmint gum

Smack your cheeks with the concoction, as if it were cologne. You may sprout the odd chin whisker, that's a sign that your hormone levels are adjusting to accomodate the hostile brew.