Sunday, February 3, 2008

We'll always have Paris



Like dew drops on the lawn....after a frat party!

- Musk
- Champagne perspiration
- Primrose oil
- Mens cologne
- Self tanner
- Peeps
- Plantar wart cream
- Lettuce puree
- Pina colada lip gloss

Drain an arosol of hairspray empty and fill it with the aromatic potion.
Replace nozzle and spray liberally over hair.

6 comments:

Miss Numerella said...

whats the `peeps` ingredient

Anonymous said...

Definition of Peeps: delicious little sugar coated marshmallows in cute shapes. My favourite are the halloween ghosts!

Miss Numerella said...

oh thanks. They sound yum. Wish i could buy some in Melbourne!!

Strongie said...

Dear Celebrity Perfumery,

Will I catch a disease from this potent potion?

Best regards,
Stephanie

Miss Numerella said...

Hey Stephanie
Me-thinks you may catch a bout of narcissism followed by a whiffle of warts, but nothing that a well-posed-for paparazzi shot and tube of lip gloss (re-applied 20 times per day) can't cover...
xx

Strongie said...

I'm staying away. I don't want a whiffle of warts. Thanks for the tip Louisa! Hope all is well!

Stephanie

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