What exactly IS under her umbrella?

The new princess of pop is charming. Sassy. Cute. But does Rihanna smell as sweet as her image would imply?
WIth a putrid aroma like this, you NEED an umbrella - to contain the dome of stench!

- Fermented pepsi
- Burning hair iron
- Turkey burgers
- Stiletto inner soles
- Bubble gum
- Acrid perspiration
- Cherry lip gloss
- Rancid cocnut oil
- Hot battery of a cell phone
- Black nail polish
- Teeth whitening gel
- Baby oil
- Tootsie rolls

Pack clumps of the mixture under your armpitts and do an intensive dance routine for best results.



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