Smell in the city

Following the success of the 'Sex and the City' chronicles, Sarah Jessica Parker released her own line of perfume, "Lovely"....was it?...was it really? Well it's no competition for her unauthorized, uncensored rival "Wilting 90's Actress"
by The Celebrity Perfumery.

- Anti wrinkle cream
- Lavender cupcakes
- Foundation
- Rose petal juice
- Evening primrose capsules
- Soy nuggets
- Celery juice
- Cashmere
- Salmon roe
- Bees wax lip balm
- Fresh linens
- Goat chevre
- Gardenia moisturizer

Gently moisten your temples with the hand crafted ointment, careful not to crease the skin. Bathing in the blood of virgins is also recommended to slow down the evil hands of time, which are decreasing your career opportunities (until Meryl Streep kicks the bucket and opens up the floodgate of 'eccentric older women' roles)