Smug, fearless and well groomed; Ryan Seacrest is unscrupulous when it comes to his appearance. However, his aroma reveals every detail of vanity and desperation to be liked!
- Smoking blow dryer
- Foundation
- Skin tone lipstick
- New sneakers
- Pressed shirts
- Bubblemint gum
- Cranberry juice
- Eyelash dye
- damp microphone residue
- Turkey burgers
- Pina colada lip gloss
- Talcum powder
Rise early everymorning and dust the mixture over yourself as you rehearse fierce winks to the camera.
Stumble It!
2 comments:
Sigh. I hate Ryan Seacrest. Your potion is dead-on! Great drawing too!
Is there a Ryan antidote/antipotion? I want to keep him away.
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