Oh how the heart strings quiver when angelic beauties as these check themselves into rehab.
Was it uncontrollable crying, hormonal fluctuations or the smell of her own body odor that triggered the decision?
One can only speculate, and imagine the pungent cocktail of aromas she was suffering!
- Champagne perspirtion
- Preserved apricots
- Interior Ugg Boots
- Cheese ritz crackers
- Stale underclothes
- Grapefruit facial mist
- Chipped nail polish
- Egg and bacon roll
- New car deodorizer
- Evaporated tear stains
- Concord grape jelly
- Last night's mascara
- Chalky hair
For best results let the mixture harden in the sun (pref. under a sun visor of a car window), smear all over your clothes to give the impression you've been up all night and endured an inharmonious quarrel with a lover.
Stumble It!
1 comments:
Hmmm.....sounds like Kirsten needs some electrolytes and water.
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