Teen spirit: circa 2008

Miley Cyrus is the new blood to join the clan of celebutards, and in doing so must comply with a strict code of hygiene, (or lack there of), as did her predecessors: Britney,Lindsay and Paris.


- Cherry Daiquiri lip gloss
- Peanut butter jelly sandwich
- Spandex
- Glitter hair spray
- Teeth whitening gel
- Wart retardant cream
- Mac 'n cheese
- Clearasil acne scrub
- Talcom powder
- Orange juice
- Fabric softner
- Stick on nails

Fill an aerosol can with the concoction and spray your entire dance outfit until the room is thick with teenage superstardom!