Owen Wilson is yet another statistic among comedians with suicidal tendancies. But in recent months it appears his career and love life are both on the upswing, thanks to a very special addition to his health regime: regular tooth-brushing!
- Wintermint listerine
- Cinnamint whitening gel
- Sun block
- Damp Seersucker
- Melon
- Lemongrass tea
- Sweaty yoga mat
- Turkey burgers
- Anti fungal toe cream
- Mayonaise
- Stale socks
- Pet shampoo
- Lemon lime sorbet
- Bicycle grease
Mess your hair with the formula and let it clump into perfume crusts in the heat of the sun.
Stumble It!
2 comments:
I LOVE this drawing - I think it's my favorite and the recipe is dead-on! xoxo
After Jakey this is my most favourite. The recipe is dead on as Stephanie says but i can't help but catch a whiff of cow shit every time i think of him. I think it's imbedded in his pearl snap shirts.
Writing this in Milwaukee airport by the way. My favorite travel site especially when i get shitty delays xxxx
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