Words cannot describe the revolting deceit that this corrupt politician concocted.
But smells can!
- Filthy, stale, hidden laundry
- Gilette deodorant
- Cold cream
- Cheap hotel hand soap
- Musky Ladies' perfume
- Smoking credit cards
- Breath freshener
- Gifelte fish
- Hair stimulant shampoo
- Second hand cigarette smoke
- Bologna sandwiches
Smear yourself with the mixture, then change your clothes and shower three times a day. Scrub vigorously to remove the perfume. The key is to emmit hints of "double life" cologne, masqueraded beneath copious amounts of soap.
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2 comments:
wow, you get her face heartbreakingly, achingly, shockingly RIGHT. Oh dear, i feel so sad looking at her, even.
Lou xx
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