Saturday, March 8, 2008

Spray-on cash!


This socerer in disguise as a bussiness man (come on, who is naturally that powerful?)
also has a grasp on his aromatic prowess.

- Shoe polish
- Pressed, starched shirts
- Spearmint gum
- Granola bars
- Whisky on the rocks
- New (expensive) leather
- Hairspray
- Fabric softner
- Fennel and pork sausages
- Antibacterial gel
- Hot photocopied paper
- French ladies perfume residue (wife)

Gently freshen your face with this mixture in between meetings. Allow the impact of the perfume to settle over a few minutes. By the end of the bussiness day, sit back in an uncomfortable studded leather arm chair and watch your stocks ricochet into millions of dollars.

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