Sugar and Spacey and all things racy!

Kevin Spacey is talented, suave and popular. But what sets him apart from other Celebrity actors is his intense natural cologne that reeks of maturity, wisdom and success!

- Pine cones
- Black coffee
- Deli meat sandwich
- Eye (anti)wrinkle cream
- Leather car seats
- Open fireplace
- Mint mouth spray
- Hot dry cleaned shirts
- Zinc tablets
- Organic apples
- Polished wood furniture
- Aeroplane hand towlette

Freshen your brow with the mixture with a damp cloth, careful to avoid dabbing your eyes. If real human tears come into contact with the ointment, the result will be an aerosol of onion-like juice that will melt the audience into a blubbering mess of emotion. However effective to your acting pursuits this may appear, the resulting odor of onion sandwiches on your face will freeze your career like a deer in headlights!