Wednesday, March 5, 2008

The Walters never faulters


As if nothing could be more hysterical and punchy as her quips on 'The View'
Barbara Walters has a secret weapon: her deadly vixen perfume!

- HAIRSPRAY!!!
- Compact powder puff
- Breah freshener spray
- 'Pearl Harbour' cocktail
- Lavender eye bags
- Suede leather skirts
- Cold cream
- Xanax
- Cottage cheese
- Rose oil
- Ivory and gold pocket pistol
- Cantaloupe

Heat inthe microwave for 30sec and enjoy with your morning powershake - and don't forget the magical 'fountain of youth' injections at the plastic surgeon once in a while!

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