Monday, March 24, 2008

You had me at Jello


I would personally place a bet that Renee Zellweger has sprained her neck on more than a few occasions, posing on the red carpet. Either, she's flaunting her good side, or shielding the cameras from her toxic armpit aerosol!

- Tangerine Jello
- Vitamin water
- Mentos
- Rose water
- Laxitives
- Frozen yoghurt
- Damaged hair treatment
- Cheese Doodle
- Aspartame (diet coke)
- Benzoylmethyl ecgonine (coke)
- Fern tree fertilizer
- Lemon cheese cake
- Facial muscle relaxant tea*


Fill a hot basin with the mixture and splash your face daily. For best results, eat the concoction and then sweat it out at the gym!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fab title!!!!!
xxxLou

Elspeth said...

I thought long and hard about that one thank you!

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