Monday, April 21, 2008

An air of arrogance


From reality TV villain to yuppie aspiring producer, Spencer Pratt stinks!

- Bubble gum
- New sneakers
- Self tanner
- Musty boxer shorts
- Diet pepsi
- Facial hair growth stimulant
- Sinus decongestant
- Pork sausages
- Pineapple daiquiri
- Teeth whitener
- Fabric softener
- 'Weathered' magazine pages
- Raspberry twizlers
- Frosted flakes
- Ketchup
- Corona beer
- Cigars
- Moulding bath mats
- Gold plated wrist jewelry

Smack your cheeks with the concoction and grin in the mirror, flashing those gummy white pegs of yours. P.S, it looks like gingivitis is in the house - smear some of the cologne on your teeth to petrify the germs!


On the Internet you'll be able to find thoughtful and funny artist writers (like our host), as well as discount fragrances. Amazing prices for perfume, Chanel cologne, and discount cologne, all at the same spot. Great deals and quality products!

2 comments:

Strongie said...

Ewww....he's so gross. I like that you're picture makes him look undead.

SENTA said...

Love your blog, these are awesome

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