Dr. Smellgood

Dr. Phil has been in and out of hot water recently. Figuratively and literally. This is why his ratings and his aroma have vastly improved!

- Spicy beef jerky
- Boot polish
- Freshly pressed shirts
- Mouth freshener
- Roasted cashews
- Cinnamon buns
- Windex
- Cuticle cream
- Whole grain mustard
- Melting Microphone battery
- Black coffee
- Molasses licorice
- Old leather jacket
- Big Red gum
- Selsun Blue shampoo




Prepare the ingredients in the quiet of your dressing room. Apply small amounts to your fingertips and furl through you mustache. The vibrations of your rumbling voice will harden the ointment into a slow release of fragrant wonder.