Thomas Beatie is the ultimate celebrity - Nicole Richie, Brangelina and J.Lo have SOOO much to compete with, now that a man is taking over their mumzilla spotlight! Of course he aint no Diva, but he's Oprah's new best friend. Enough said. Let's market the fragrance already!!
- Aloe vera
- Bath salts
- Toe clippings
- Roast beef
- Pickles
- Ice cream
- Fresh towels
- Midnight donuts
- Shaving cream
- Beets
- Clean hair
- Idustrial strength deodorant
- Banana smoothies
- Tiger balm muscle relaxant
- Camomile tea
- Whole grain mustard
This potent concoction will help to stimulate a fluctuation of publicity and hormones. Repeated application may even induce morning sickness - slap on some mens cologne to balance the effect and enhance the "Contemporary Virgin Mary / Jesus" appeal.
Stumble It!
3 comments:
Yes, quite a show stopper it was (the recent Oprah episode- that is)! The phrase "sexual dyslexia" was the best thing to come out of that show!!
EXCELLENT likeness BTW!
I know we discussed her/him the other night and i'm still pissed by this lame miracle birth mother/papa.
Anyway, i saw this blog, you might know it but if not it's right up your alley.
http://ahotmessblog.com/
Love the scent and picture combo though,
Hmmm, just the smell I am after!
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