The Hills are alive and swinging!

What does it take to keep a reality bit-part out of the gutter these days?
And who is responsible for leaking those ghastly photos?
Well we thought we'd beat her to the punch and release her perfume,
since it's only a matter of time before she'll be flaunting it along with the inevitable singing career-clothing line-unsavory video stint.

- Hepatitis
- Gum
- PVC belts
- Grilled cheese
- Toothpaste
- Cuticle cream
- Anti fungal gel
- Musk
- New SUV smell
- Body bronzer
- Slim fast
- Nail glue
- Watermelon Pina Coladas

This aroma is volatile to the sophisticated nose and should be used only when conducting a cat fight with your boyfriends ex -girlfriend!