Hold your nose!

Sultry, suave, enigmatic and alluring are descriptions that will forever haunt Lindsay Lohan as aspirations that elude her.
In a short period of time, the actress/singer/socialite has encrypted more codes of promiscuous urban legend than Nancy Sinatra in her rebellion years! Here's why:

- French Fries
- Pineapple lip gloss
- Shirley Temples (loaded with rum!)
- Gold plated hoops
- Bronzer
- Polaroid film
- New denim
- Cracked heel lotion
- Seaweed body wraps
- Pomegranate juice
- Champagne soaked undergarments
- Jamba juice energy supplements
- Post it notes (for the cleaning maid)

Apply the aromatic concoction directly to your nostrils and smack your gums, feigning a drug habit. The perfume will gradually release it's potency via other peoples shirt collars, as you grace the limousines of unsavory company.