Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Scent of a woman (yes, I finally gave into cliched temptation)


Maggie Gyllenhaal is not only a dark horse of the cinema, but also of the aroma. Much like the smirk that undertows her screen persona, her fragrance is so complex that it's hard to tell if she's wearing apricot blossom or expensive rat bait!

- Goose berries
- Dry Martini
- Leather riding crop
- Hair shine oil
- Grilled tomatoes
- New Stroller wheels
- Fresh nail polish
- Granola bars
- Vintage velvet
- Cockroach poison
- Leather key ring
- Cucumber water
- Vanilla ice cream
- Bronzer
- Organic pizza
- Baby wipes
- Goat milk soap
- Black currant juice

Empty the mixture into a bowl of nuts and snack periodically between phone calls to your agent. At first the perfume will smell like damp ceramic, but will soon blossom into a rich earthy bouquet as you burp.

4 comments:

Strongie said...

I don't know how you get it right EVERY time! The list of ingredients must be exactly what she smells like! I especially like cucumber water and martinis.

Mike D said...

STROLLER WHEELS! Hysterical!!

lisa mertins said...

hahaha. i didn't get the stroller wheels so thanks for filling me in on the celeb gossip ;)

Kara said...

How, excellent. I can totally smell that. Well done!

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