Thursday, April 24, 2008

Tough love: the cologne


The meanest judge on American Idol may seem opinionated and brash, but SImon Cowells' fragrance is pleasantly mild and welcoming!

- Talcom powder
- Spearmint gum
- Lemon meringue pie
- Fresh coffee
- Car polish
- Fabric softener
- New denim
- Leather conditioner
- Facial moisturizer
- Turkey club sandwiches
- Tennis racquet handle
- Brillo pad
- Scallop potato casserole
- Pool chlorine

Empty the contents of the perfume mix into the inner sole of your shoes. Fasten the laces firmly and let the aerosol disperse through the vent holes during the day. May be intensified by a brisk jog on the tread mill in between the contestants' performances.

5 comments:

Strongie said...

This is one of my favorite pictures! I especially like how you got the part of his hair just right. xoxo

Rachel said...

Sooo good! He looks like one of the Adams Family with his hair. Perfect.

Anonymous said...

Where's RYAN?

Payton said...

Looks nice..... well, I used to do discounted shopping with coupons at Perfume Worldwide.

Rrramone said...

He still stinks. :-)

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