Monday, May 12, 2008

'Unpalatable': the cologne



Gordon Ramsey may be the scariest chef in the kitchen, but he's also the smelliest!

- Scallions
- Musty aprons
- Truffle oil
- Hand soap
- Rubber clogs
- Quail eggs
- Balsamic reduction
- Raw fish
- Fig chutney
- Frois Grois
- Leaking cool room
- Prosecco
- Poultry gizzards

Pepper the table with the ingredients and roll your elbows in it. The complex aroma will exude itself in furious bursts of warm compost, as you grow impatient with your colleagues and contestants!

3 comments:

Strongie said...

Thank you for making such a stinky potion - He deserves every scent!

Anonymous said...

Oh you're so good at the complicated ones.
Lx

Mike D said...

He definetely deserves what you've cooked up for him

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