Monday, May 5, 2008

Lowe and behold: when scandal turns old.



Rob Lowe has been in some hot water recently regarding his nanny-liaison. Sadly, it wasn't the soapy kind and so his reputation stinks as much as his pheromones!

- Orange peel
- Tennis balls
- Bologna sandwich
- Lip balm
- Egg yolk protein shakes
- Fabric softener
- Damp socks
- Sour armpit hair
- Amstel Light beer
- Musty car seats
- Sea Kelp shampoo
- Peanut butter
- Stale gym clothes
- Eyelid moisturizer

Duck behind a hidden door and apply the ointment behind your ears. Reappear in the family room, feigning boredom. Act like nothing ever happened and wink smugly at anyone who contests your innocence!

1 comments:

Strongie said...

Cool drawing!

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