Monday, July 7, 2008

Smell Gibson



Mel Gibson has had a few memorable incarnations as a romantic funny guy. In the last few years though, his rugged puppy dog charms have soured into wilder beast proportions!

- Non alcoholic beer
- Burnt forehead
- Grilled steak
- Pressed linen shirts
- Vinyl sports car seats
- Damp beach towels
- Weathered Scientology manual
- Boston Cream pie
- Pineapple slushies
- Toe fungus retardant
- Hair gel
- Home theatre popcorn machine
- Talcum powder
- Gold plated cufflinks
- Breath freshener

Smooth the ingredients in the palm of your hands and slick back your hair with a comb. The perfume should really gain power during awkward press conferences where you explain your newfound cinematic direction!

3 comments:

cassie said...

Hillaaarious x

cass, www.fashion156.com/blog/

Strongie said...

I love it! Do you think he burned his forehead on the home theatre popcorn machine?

Mare said...

Wonderful, plus I think slicking it back into the hair really does the job. Gives it that staying power.